I’m inconsistent – eg: I drink green tea out of fine bone china while swearing repeatedly.
I don’t get the whole thing with adults doing kids stuff eg: reading Harry Potter, eating muesli bars or variety packs of cereal and watching Disney movies.
I go bezerk when there are flies in my kitchen.
I never watch horror movies.
I'm a hair twirler.
I’ve given birth naturally twice and breastfed for over 3 and a half years all up, and counting.
I can rely on my physical health.
Two of my stepdads (for want of a better word) committed suicide.
Big dogs freak me out.
I love foot massages.
I am uneffected by political scaremongering.
I cringe over the artificial backslapping of strangers on the internet.
I’ve never faked an orgasm.
I promised myself a motorbike as a reward for finishing Uni – I still owe myself a motorbike.
I could do endless chin-ups when I was a kid and I wanted to be Monkey Magic.
I’m a bit of a Nigel.
I lived with my boyfriend under a marquee on the bank of a creek with no tap water, power or transport for 3 months when I was 19. It was fun.
I hate having dirty hair.
If I had heaps of money I’d wear the most beautiful clothes every minute of the day.
Having kids gave me purpose and direction and I appreciate people who don’t necessarily have to have kids before they feel that way.
One of my favourite breakfasts is pineapple on toast.
I overcame a period of obsessive compulsion when I was young and my parents wouldn’t even know it.
And now ya do...