22 things you didn't know about me..

I’m inconsistent – eg: I drink green tea out of fine bone china while swearing repeatedly.

I don’t get the whole thing with adults doing kids stuff eg: reading Harry Potter, eating muesli bars or variety packs of cereal and watching Disney movies.

I go bezerk when there are flies in my kitchen.

I never watch horror movies.

I'm a hair twirler.

I’ve given birth naturally twice and breastfed for over 3 and a half years all up, and counting.

I can rely on my physical health.

Two of my stepdads (for want of a better word) committed suicide.

Big dogs freak me out.

I love foot massages.

I am uneffected by political scaremongering.

I cringe over the artificial backslapping of strangers on the internet.

I’ve never faked an orgasm.

I promised myself a motorbike as a reward for finishing Uni – I still owe myself a motorbike.

I could do endless chin-ups when I was a kid and I wanted to be Monkey Magic.

I’m a bit of a Nigel.

I lived with my boyfriend under a marquee on the bank of a creek with no tap water, power or transport for 3 months when I was 19. It was fun.

I hate having dirty hair.

If I had heaps of money I’d wear the most beautiful clothes every minute of the day.

Having kids gave me purpose and direction and I appreciate people who don’t necessarily have to have kids before they feel that way.

One of my favourite breakfasts is pineapple on toast.

I overcame a period of obsessive compulsion when I was young and my parents wouldn’t even know it.

And now ya do...