Co-Sleeping equals Missionary

Me and my man love to go at it like the rest of you, but with a sleeping 7 month old in the bed our love life is, let me put it this way, a lot less freaky than it use to be (when it’s happening in the bedroom anyway).Yes, there is a spy in the House of Love...Man, they’re tiny little things really (babies!) but it’s deceiving how much of the bed they occupy! We’re basically restricted to having to stack ourselves on top of one another, no chance of shifting about as the mood takes us and climaxing with any kind of gusto is a big no-no - the commotion is bound to wake up the little sucker and then it’s all over rover whether we like it or not! Lordie!(I know, I know! He’s got a cot! It’s just more of a play-pen and a laundry basket at the moment and his mummy is too much of a soft-touch to put him in it.)